May 2013
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My sister's so happy, I can't fucking stand it.
My sister is 5 years older. She has a fabulous life and does fabulous things while meeting fabulous people. I am the one who introduced her to OKCupid. After her third date she found the dude she is going to sleep with the rest of her life.
Dude was the one who locked it down and FAST. They moved into together after only two months of dating, and now five months in are talking about babies and...
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Mad Men right now: I feel like we're getting a...
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Rules I made up for myself/ Things I learned from...
I think it’s time to say goodbye to The Reporter; it looks like another case of me ignoring the obvious: I am the rebound. We had a great second date (twas a Truth or Dare date) with lots of making out and big plans for the third, but then he canceled and rescheduled That’s okay, he really is a busy guy, but for the first time in 4 weeks he has stopped texting me everyday and...
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This is the story of boy meets scarecrow.
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nonfinity asked: Your adventures in okcupid are entertaining. Thought it might tickle you to know that. :)
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“Who gives a fuck about your first love. Give a big round of applause for your...”
– (via dirtylittlestylewhoree)
I really needed someone to say this.
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I am bad at rejection.
I think I’m being helpful, or honest, and I always make it as excruciating for everyone involved as possible.
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Oh just woman up already.
I don’t like liking new people.
Because when they don’t text you for like an entire day it’s all:
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Well shut my mouth.
I just got a second date.
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shinrye asked: I think you are expecting to much from your dates. From what you've posted you're looking for 100% of everything. People are not going to meet anyone's expectations. We all have flaws, but it's in those flaws that true magic is found. Not to mention with today's society people are more introverted then anything anymore. I'm sure if you look back at yourself on those...
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Then it is written...
If Anne Hathaway gets to be a blonde, I get to be a blonde.
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A catalog of my OKC dates: #5 The Reporter.
Estimated running time: 1 hour and 20 minutes.
Standards met: 3 out of 3! (similar interests, well-educated/well-employed, not a dick)
Where: A bar. We each had a drink. I paid since the next day was his birthday and it just seemed like the right thing to do.
What: We texted and talked on the phone a lot before a date was ever set up, unlike everyone I had encountered before, he was hesitant to...
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A catalog of my OKC dates: #4 The Techie.
Estimated running time: 1 hour.
Standards met: 3 out of 3 (Similar interest, well-educated/well-emlployed, not a dick)
The where: An ice cream parlour. He paid.
The how: The conversation never paused, not once, and like with The Engineer we had tons of things in common, and just like The Engineer, I just wasn’t feeling it.
How we left it: He made it very clear that he liked me, I...
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A catalog of my OKC dates: #3 The Artist.
(Estimated running time 2 and a half hours)
Standards met: 3 out of 3!!! (Similar interests, well-educated, not a dick)
The how: I had actually given my number before I started dating The Student, but after The Student, all other plans fizzled. When I reactivated my account, he saw me, and asked to see if I wanted to try getting together again.
The where: An outdoor bar, we each had one beer,...
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A catalog of my OKC dates: #2 The Student.
(Estimated running time: 1 hour)
Standards met: 2 out of 3. (Similar interests, not a dick.)
The where: A walk around his college campus at midnight.
The how: His profile wasn’t very impressive, but I have to say I was won over by his persistence and charm, so I gave him my number and we set up a date for pizza the following week. That said, through the course of texting I got a lot...
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A catalog of my OKC dates: #1 The Engineer.
(Estimated date running time 1 hour 20 minues.)
Standards met (Similar interests, well-employed/well-educated, not a dick): 3 out of 3!
The where: At a pub at the intersection of an office building and strip mall. So not picturesque.
The how: We both ordered a lager, he paid. We had an animated conversation about Star Trek while he tried to work up the nerve to make a move. Eventually a band...
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ladyvengeancetodolist:
Just once I would like to be the ex that some poor girl finds intimidating.
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Don't let them get you down.
April 2013
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I think I need a break from myself.
I love me, but I’m just not in love with me.
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I'm going to get this tattooed on my heart, so she...
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What would Don Draper do?
I think I’m going to skip class and go see Jurassic Park in 3D.
Then maybe bang my best friend’s wife. I don’t know.
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I love it when a man complains that women just...
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Things that I am tired of on OkCupid/Signs I am a...
1. Calling yourself laidback. - At this point I would really like to meet someone who says they are high strung and high maintenance.
2. Calling yourself a nerd/nerdy. - Nerd has lost all meaning and now is just a blanket term for a person who has interests.
3. Bowties are cool. Fezzes are cool. - I get it you watch Doctor Who. So do I, so do a lot of people, let’s not make it a big deal.
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March 2013
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I have the flu AND my period.
Thanks, Obama.
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July 2012
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June 2012
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“If there is no God, if there is no thing called God, if he is nothing,...”
– Stephen Colbert
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